Hi Lock up your daughters here they come.
Captain of team doggers Lee Kimber aka leek has assembled a gruesome eight man side .(their coming to get you).
Lets meet the team.
1. Terry turrets ( Stag)
Cat like creature in goal. Talks to himself all the time also plays with himself alot. Inbread from Burnley.
2. Dave C*** Pickles
Nice lad til drunk then everybody is a c***. Heart and soul of this defence. Very small hand makes something look bigger.
3 Nick (Terry Turrets bro).
Never met him but must have some birth defect being related to terry. Also team bus driver.
4 Matthew Pido Hayes.
Lucky to be there Mum was not going to let him go. Likes young girls. Head like a light bulb. Fat Johnny Woodgate.
5 Lee Kimber Team Skipper.
Organiser , Womaniser, Back bone of team. Midfield General. good at cow tipping.
6 Andy
Star Striker hoping to pull the ladies. Reported he can drink 500 pints for breakfast.
7 James Southerner.
South of Halifax must be a puff. Hates the North but has found hot S*x with Terrys sister.
8 Steve ( BestMan )
From a place called Tod. must be in bread, but top bloke. Sleeps with sheep just like Terry use to do it as kids.
Make these lads welcome and have a good world cup.
Go Dogging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!